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I think someone complained of getting chased by bees while wearing one of the products which makes sense as you were wearing an edible, sweet substance on your body. Someone had to have woken up with vermin feasting on their skin. I bought the chocolate perfume, wore it once and tossed it. Too sweet and I think it was also sticky.

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Having to deal with bugs due to your fragrance is a legit problem but also "the bees kept chasing me because of my chocolate-flavoured body cream" is 100% a 30 Rock bit. Jenna Maroney would have started an edible beauty brand.

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Hm, is “sexual napalm” good or bad?

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I wondered about that too...🧐

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