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Vitally Useless's avatar

This profile is the inverse of Frank Sinatra Has a Cold as well as the best celebrity profile of the 2010's. Even his Marvel co-stars gave him shit for that t-shirt and what really was the problem? It's almost like we don't think it's normal for a man to proclaim his affection for his female partner in any earnest way, if it was the other way around and Taylor an I Heart TH shirt, no one would have had a peep to say about it. His unhinged female fans couldn't handle him being with the beautiful American popstar since he was supposed to find them in the stacks of their local library, shocked into falling in love with them when he sees that they read Shakespeare. They are a weird lot that alternate between thinking he's a genius who is simultaneously a babyman who needs their protection from his evil publicist/agent/manager/girlfriend. When it comes to Bond, doesn't the guy have to be someone that women want to sleep with and men want to be? I don't get the feeling that men want to be Hiddleston, he doesn't strike me as a guy with a large male fanbase, that Golden Retriever energy was never Bond. Amazon will probably have a function allowing viewers to create their own Bond videogame style so casting will be a moot point. The cringe thing, that's a Gen X holdover, sorry about that. Many of us would rather toss ourselves off a cliff than be sincerely moved by anything. Taffy put his Bolognese recipe online, she mentioned that her served it without pasta which is more offensive to me than anything that happened in Hiddleswift.

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Sarah Brown's avatar

Yeah, I gotta say, if her big beefy football bf wore that tank top first, the internet would’ve lost their mind with the precious cinnamon roll/wife guy praise.

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Vitally Useless's avatar

One day Travis will wear an “I Wifed TS” shirt and the Swifties will collectively ascend.

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